Not Good For The Old Ticker Or Liver

Your humble correspondent has the luck of being in a skybox tonight for the Sox-Tribe tilt at US Cellular.

Luckily, the box will have a fully stocked bar.

So I figure it goes like this. Sox take the lead, I drink beer all night.

Sox start struggling, I switch to vodka 7s.

Sox start losing, just hook up the drip on the Jack Daniel's bottle.