Here Comes The Bad Humor Truck!

From the office today:

Exchange between me and my buddy Greg, a trader on 13 I've known for years:

Greg: Nice sunburn. Where the hell did you go?
Ilk: Florida.
Greg: Wait a minute! I thought that if you went to Key West, you'd only be sunburned on your back.

Josh the boss: "Know how O'Hare got its name? Some guy was walking through the prairie where it is now and saw a rabbit. He yelled 'Oh! Hare!' and it just kinda stuck."