My Anaconda Don't Want None...

Everyone's got a hidden talent in life. Some folks can wiggle their ears, some folks can juggle.

I actually have two. One is that I can do mediocre impressions of everyone from George W. Bush to Ozzie Guillen to Keith Jackson. The other, which comes in very handy at weddings, is that I can rap every word to Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back."

It looks now I have to learn to sing it, too.