Got some snow here in the big 'hicag last night. From about 3:00 on, the expressways were jammed, the plows were on red alert, the local stations had their crawls going across the bottom of the screen about snow advisories...and what did we get? A dusting. Not even enough to merit having to brush a car off (although the rain that preceeded it made scraping the windshield necessary from what I saw my fellow citizens doing this morning) There's no place else on earth that's as scared of the white flaky stuff as Chicago, it's almost funny.

Mark Morford...always wrong, always raunchy, but always funny.