From The "Paranoia Will Destroy Ya" Files

Airline passenger decides to listen to cassette tape on clunky old Walkman while relieving himself in the airliner bathroom.

Airline passenger leaves clunky old Walkman in airliner bathroom.

Paranoid airline passenger finds clunky old Walkman in airliner bathroom and freaks out.

Panic ensues. Everyone gets to Seattle 3 hours late.