Sports Smack Talk As Mis-Interpreted By Dorky White Guys
I thought of this last night riding the El back from the Sox game. Will Perdue was in our car, and he's gotta be one of the tallest whitest boys I've ever seen. Got me to thinking of some of the dorky tall white guys I know (The Kell and The Better Half's Dad come to mind) and what they might say on the court/diamond while trying:
"Bang goes the firecracker."
"Call me the cabdriver, because I'm taking you to school."
"Know what I smell? Burnt pancakes!"
"I want you to meet my little friend!"
I thought of this last night riding the El back from the Sox game. Will Perdue was in our car, and he's gotta be one of the tallest whitest boys I've ever seen. Got me to thinking of some of the dorky tall white guys I know (The Kell and The Better Half's Dad come to mind) and what they might say on the court/diamond while trying:
"Bang goes the firecracker."
"Call me the cabdriver, because I'm taking you to school."
"Know what I smell? Burnt pancakes!"
"I want you to meet my little friend!"
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