Bend it like...

If nothing else, Drudge is at least good for links to sordid stories about David Beckham. Golly, girls can't get enough of this chap. Question is--if he weren't the greatest footie player in the world and just an average Joe, would women be attracted to him?

Headed up to Miller Park for the Brewers home opener on Friday. Brew Crew got soundly thrashed by Houston, hanging a 9 spot on the board in the 6th inning. Unfortunately, I missed most of it because I was absolutely wasted, along with the other 44,000 people in attendance. It was like the world's largest fraternity party there---everyone was schockered and underage. Guess when your team is as bad as the Brewers, you gotta do something to distract you. They sell beer in yard glasses, need anything more be said? Guess I was wrong earlier, it's a mix between a frat party and Mardi Gras.

Almost came to blows with some skinny little punk after I asked his girlfriend for a light. Kids these days...