Further proof, my dear friends, that there's nothing in the world dumber than a Chicago Cubs fan. Unreal.

I did have an odd Red Sox related dream last night. My sister's friend Stephanie was dating Nomar Garciaparra, and he was hanging out on my couch. I think that was brought on by the fact Fox showed him at the game last night.

Speaking of which, I now freely admit I was wrong. No way in hell the Cards win this thing. Pitching's been mediocre at best, and where the hell is Scott Rolen?