Grosser Than Gross.
I was rudely awoken at about 7:15 this morning to the sound of a woman having a screaming hot porn-star style orgasm. It put Jenna Jameson to shame.
Moments later, it dawned on me that it was the couple next door getting it on. You know, the ones with the screaming kid who keeps me and K up all night? The ones who scream at their damned dogs all the time?
They're gross people. He looks like one of the half-human creatures from LOTR, and she's got an ass so fat I could use it as a bookshelf.
Guess everybody needs some lovin' though.
I was rudely awoken at about 7:15 this morning to the sound of a woman having a screaming hot porn-star style orgasm. It put Jenna Jameson to shame.
Moments later, it dawned on me that it was the couple next door getting it on. You know, the ones with the screaming kid who keeps me and K up all night? The ones who scream at their damned dogs all the time?
They're gross people. He looks like one of the half-human creatures from LOTR, and she's got an ass so fat I could use it as a bookshelf.
Guess everybody needs some lovin' though.
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