Happy Festivus!
I wonder what more people celebrate, Festivus or Sweetest Day.
And now, the airing of grievances:
The Democratic Party: P. Diddy, Michael Moore, Barbra Streisand, John Kerry...you all tried, you all failed, you all whined. Off to Canada with you!
Donald Rumsfeld: You're pretty bad at your job. Stop being so proud, admit you went about this all wrong and step aside. Off to the retirement home with you!
Sammy Sosa: You're a has-been. If it weren't for steroids you'd be a never was skinny 4th outfielder. Off to Baltimore with you!
Feats of strength:
I guess I'll see how much I can drink this weekend, and maybe just maybe I'll outdrive my old man on the golf course.
Festivus miracle:
The Sox with 5 decent starters? Wow. El Duque stays healthy and this team's gonna keep runs off the board. Now putting them on the board sans Ordonez and Lee, that's a different story.
I wonder what more people celebrate, Festivus or Sweetest Day.
And now, the airing of grievances:
The Democratic Party: P. Diddy, Michael Moore, Barbra Streisand, John Kerry...you all tried, you all failed, you all whined. Off to Canada with you!
Donald Rumsfeld: You're pretty bad at your job. Stop being so proud, admit you went about this all wrong and step aside. Off to the retirement home with you!
Sammy Sosa: You're a has-been. If it weren't for steroids you'd be a never was skinny 4th outfielder. Off to Baltimore with you!
Feats of strength:
I guess I'll see how much I can drink this weekend, and maybe just maybe I'll outdrive my old man on the golf course.
Festivus miracle:
The Sox with 5 decent starters? Wow. El Duque stays healthy and this team's gonna keep runs off the board. Now putting them on the board sans Ordonez and Lee, that's a different story.
<< Home