No Fair!

Have a look at this map.

If you live in northern Indiana, you're getting snow today.

If you live anywhere in Michigan from Niles to Sault Ste Marie, you're getting snow today.

If you live in eastern Ohio, you're getting snow today.

If you live in NORTH EFFING CAROLINA, you're getting snow today.

But if you live in Chicago, you're getting flying ice pellets that ain't stickin'. Boo hisss.