Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Come Sail Away Indeed...
 
I gotta find a way to get on this cruise! Sounds like a blast. Lots of ripped shirts and skanky women smoking Merit 100s while they drink sloe gin fizzes.

The funniest part about it is the FAQ section, where you can get answers like these:

Can I meet the band(s)? There are several ways to meet the bands: 1) by purchasing certain platinum packages, you will be included on a meet & greet with each artist; 2) there will be drawings nightly where winners will get a meet & greet or cocktail party with the bands; 3) the band members will be on the ship and you can always go over and say hello.

Will any band members be attending any shore excursions? We cannot guarantee that band members will be on the shore excursions but they will certainly be invited.

God I'd love to go island-hopping with Dennis DeYoung AND Steve Perry!