Plays Well With Others?

Forgot to mention that we fetched Carson from the kennel yesterday. The place we send him is a top-notch outfit..hell, he even gets treats at bedtime for an extra 1.50 a night, and it's more expensive than some of the fleabag motels I've stayed in over the years.

Anywhoooo...they give a little report card on how he behaved while there. Under the section for Interaction, they wrote "Carson prefers to sit and watch the other dogs."

Translation: Much like his master, Carson is a fat lazyass.