The Show That Never Ends...
Step right up folks, and come see Dusty's Traveling Circus Show!
SEE one of the greatest pitchers of all time don pinstripes and melt down when it matters!
WATCH a steroid-laden freakshow claiming to be a gladiator hop hop hop on routine pops!
HEAR countless masses of blue pajama-wearing fans yapping on their cell phones asking their friends if they can see them on TV!
SMELL the urine, the stale beer, and the grey meat hot dogs that have been boiling since July!
Tickets going fast...show ends this weekend!
Aside from watching the Cubs get stooopid last night, really not much exciting to report.
Apparently Lurch is pretty hard up for cash. Here's an excerpt from a letter he sent last night:
To keep the Democratic Party's essential October activities on track, we have to raise $2 million in less than 36 hours. So you and I both have some important work to do.
I will carry our values and our determination to lead America in a new, more promising direction into that auditorium in Coral Gables. And I will count on you to help this history-making grassroots campaign meet the biggest deadline it has ever faced.
Do your part to meet our deadline:
https://www.democrats.org/support/kerry.html
Does this remind anyone else of when Oral Roberts went up in his prayer tower and said he wasn't coming down until his flock forked over like 10 million bucks?
Step right up folks, and come see Dusty's Traveling Circus Show!
SEE one of the greatest pitchers of all time don pinstripes and melt down when it matters!
WATCH a steroid-laden freakshow claiming to be a gladiator hop hop hop on routine pops!
HEAR countless masses of blue pajama-wearing fans yapping on their cell phones asking their friends if they can see them on TV!
SMELL the urine, the stale beer, and the grey meat hot dogs that have been boiling since July!
Tickets going fast...show ends this weekend!
Aside from watching the Cubs get stooopid last night, really not much exciting to report.
Apparently Lurch is pretty hard up for cash. Here's an excerpt from a letter he sent last night:
To keep the Democratic Party's essential October activities on track, we have to raise $2 million in less than 36 hours. So you and I both have some important work to do.
I will carry our values and our determination to lead America in a new, more promising direction into that auditorium in Coral Gables. And I will count on you to help this history-making grassroots campaign meet the biggest deadline it has ever faced.
Do your part to meet our deadline:
https://www.democrats.org
Does this remind anyone else of when Oral Roberts went up in his prayer tower and said he wasn't coming down until his flock forked over like 10 million bucks?
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